SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
I wish I wasn’t iPod
Well, that’s damn handy.
… I only have one alt key. Why don’t people actually describe what these little bits of witchcraft are actually meant to do?
I put in War Horse to see what all the fuss is about. My cat is more into it than I am. He’s hardly looked away from the television since the movie started.
I love my pussy
Because we live in a shitty, superficial, image-obsessed world, and no area of our life is safe from the cult of normative ‘beauty’, not even our kids’ toys. Why the need to sex up My Little Pony, fer Christ’s sake?!? The one on the left at least bears some passing resemblance to the vague shape of a real frickin’ pony. The one on the right looks like fucking Paris Hilton.
Wait…. So there actually people THIS stupid around?
Hit me one time! Hit me Twice! Oooh! Aaah! Oh… That’s rather nice.
Is this…a female cover…
of TOXIC LOVE?!
My life is complete.
Nightmare Defence (1588 words)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Scootaloo (My Little Pony), Apple Blossom (My Little Pony), Sweetie Belle (My Little Pony), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony), Anonymous -
Character Summary: Scootaloo’s greatest nightmare is being alone again. What can she do to keep her dad around?
Dad’s mad…. You’ve never seen him mad.
”Why?” You ask him, holding back tears.
He looks so tall. He is, but he towers over you. “Dash never acknowledged you, why do you think I would want to?”
Your legs fall out from under you as you break into tears. “No… you love me…”
”How could I love something so useless? I should leave forever, not like I have any reason to stay here.” He turns around and starts walking away.
You try to get up and follow him, but you’re just not fast enough… not good enough.
You shout out to him as you wake up.
”DAD!” You’re in your room, sitting up in your bed. Tears running down your cheeks and breathing hard.
A Mistake of Passion (1625 words)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Anonymous - Character, Scootaloo (My Little Pony), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony), Applejack (My Little Pony)
One night is all it takes to mess everything up.
Oh no, she’s just taking you into the farmhouse.
That’s cool, they must have a spare room. Big Mac was watching the girls at your place anyhow so it’s all good.
Man, this spare room is kinda girly… Whoa, it’s AJ’s room.
”Uh… I don’t think I should.” You start. Oof, she pushes you down on the bed. It is soft.
Well hello again Applejack, what are you doing on top of me?
Aren’t you going to say anything brain?
”Ya know I’ve fancied ya for a long while and….” She leans in and kisses you. She tastes like apples.
You should be in red alert, but it feels so good.
Reblogging in support, but just to laugh at how ridiculous this is. There are people in the world that actually think like this.
MY LITTLE PONY TOYS TEACH KIDS THAT OWNING A ANIMAL FOR DECORATION AND LOOKS IS ACCEPTABLE.
THE SHOW NOW TEACHES KIDS TO HEARD CATTLE TO MAKE THEIR OWN FACTORY FARMS.
HASBRO MUST BE STOPPED
Rating: Not Rated Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Anonymous - Character, Scootaloo (My Little Pony), Princess Luna (My Little Pony), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony), Applejack (My Little Pony), Fluttershy (My Little Pony) Summary:
Soldier? Or single dad? What will your child do when you’re gone?
You’re a little worried about Scootaloo. You know she’s worried, but she’s not hanging out with her friends as much. Every day after school, she rushes home to be with you.
Sweet thought, but you’re fine. It’s almost like everyday she expects you to disappear or something.
Not like you’ll just wander away or be snatched or anything
Rating: Not Rated Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Anonymous - Character, Scootaloo (My Little Pony), Rarity (My Little Pony), Applejack (My Little Pony), Sweetie Belle (My Little Pony), Applebloom (My Little Pony)
Summary: Now that Scootaloo has her Cutie Mark, how will the other Crusaders take it?
Peering around the corner, you see Scootaloo throw herself on the couch.
You come around the corner. “Uh… shouldn’t you be out with your friends?”
She presses her face into a throw pillow and screams “I DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!”
Well, no one said being a dad was going to be all sunshine and action scenes.
You sit down next to her and put a hand on her back.
”Whoa, what happened?” Seriously, Those three fillys were practically inseparable.
She mumbles something into the pillow.
You sigh, pick her up, and put her on your lap.
“C’mon Scoots, you know you can talk to me,” Oh man, she just looks so sad.
She doesn’t meet your eyes and just mumbles again.
”That’s fine,” you tell her giving the chance to get off your lap.
She doesn’t move.
You lean in and kiss her on the forehead. “If you want to talk about it, you can.”
Rating: Teen And Up
Audiences Warning: Major Character Death
Characters: Anonymous - Character, Scootaloo (My Little Pony), Applejack (My Little Pony), Fluttershy (My Little Pony), Spike (My Little Pony), Rarity (My Little Pony), Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony), Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony), Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Sunshine Smiles
Summary: When things seem to be going good for AnonDad, an old threat resurfaces.
Celestia gives a sad sigh that echos through the hall. “Twilight has told me about some disturbing information you all have come into possession of.”
Here it comes, some sort of magic A-Bomb to kill you all and keep a secret.
She drops her head. “I admit, I did commission that factory.”
What? She sounds…. sad.
She doesn’t raise her head to look at any of you. “It was over a thousand years ago. Discord, the lord of chaos had been defeated.”
Yeah, you think Twilight mentioned something like that.
”I was… so intent on bringing order to the land.” Is that a tear you see hit the table. “Weather was the ultimate chaos. Unpredictable, destructive, left entirely to the whims of Discord himself.” She raises her head finally. “I was willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING to bring order to my kingdom. It was so long ago, I was a different pony at that time.”
You’re all too awestruck at the admission to speak for a moment.